Saturday, April 18, 2009

What will they do after the revolution?

I've been thinking about tea baggers.

Now, I understand that they feel that they somehow work harder and are morally superior than everyone else. Awesome. And that somehow because of this everyone else wants what they have, everyone wants to be them.

BUT. Everyone is too lazy so the hard workers end up having to support the lazy do nothings. Via taxes. Taxes are used to pay the governments tab. Those lazy people now want to be able to order things and add it to the government tab!!

Quick! Close the restaurant, turn off the tea pots, shut the windows! Yell! Revolt! That's it, we want our own tab and we don't want you damn lazy liberals having anything to do with it!

What happens if they win? What then, will happen to all the other Americans that want to use the tab (that they help pay for too, also). Will they be jailed? Will they be silenced by the newly re-activated laser plane? What will happen to them, the majority? Comply or die?

Maybe they'll hold a beerfest protest on 4:20.

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